If you’re in Chicago and see Alan Keyes on the street, please save him from himself by dropping him off at Chicago Lakeshore Hospital. Chicago Lakeshore Hospital is a small, high quality, private Psychiatric Hospital located on the north side of the city and they specialize in the treatment of adults, adolescents and children with psychiatric issues.
They are located at 4840 North Marine Drive. They will gladly accept Mr. Keyes and give him a free assessment or refer him to another facility if necessary. An in-take counselor at Chicago Lakeshore can be reached at (773) 878-9700.
If you see Mr. Keyes in another state, please drop him off at the closest Psychiatric Hospital.
Keyes seems to be bitter but is definitely a delusional and unsuccessful but persistent, perennial and perpetual campaigner. He has been running for public office for 21 years and has not won a single election.
He ran as a Republican for the Senate of Maryland in 1988 and 1992.
He ran for the Republican nomination for President of the United States in 1996.
He ran as the Republican candidate for the Illinois United States Senate in 2004 (against future President Barack Obama)
He ran for the Republican nomination for President of the United States in 2008.
Keyes opposes abortion in any/all cases. Keyes is also anti-gay and defines homosexuality as purely the pursuit of forbidden pleasure and describes homosexuality as literally “selfish hedonism”. When asked if Mary Cheney (lesbian daughter of former Vice President Cheney) fits the description and was therefore a “selfish hedonist”, Keyes replied, “Of course she is. That goes by definition.” The media reported that Keyes had ‘trashed’ and ‘lashed out at’ Mary Cheney and had called her a “sinner” – provoking condemnation of Keyes by gay Republicans and several GOP leaders.
In 2005, his daughter Maya Keyes came out as a lesbian and it was reported that her family threw her out the house and stopped talking to her. The family allegedly reconciled in 2007.
Insanity: 1: a deranged state of mind usually occurring as a specific disorder (such as schizophrenia) 2a: extreme folly or unreasonableness b: something utterly foolish or unreasonable.
Delusional: 1: the act of deluding: the state of being deluded 2: a persistent false psychotic belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary
Watch Keyes as he proclaims that President Obama is not President: