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July 1, 2008


I’ve been endlessly titillated by the news over the last couple weeks.  In spite of rising cost of living, continued war in the Middle East, global warming, and plummeting stock markets, there has been room for lots of sex stories.  In the interest of space and time, this post does not include the story about the DC transit workers who used the station and its P.A. system to set up a john with his transit cleaner-hooker.  Nor the one about the two set of couples who pledged to have sex daily for three months in one instance, and one year in another!  Below is a sampling to satisfy any palate:

– Japan now has a new porn product with an ever growing market:  Apparently lots of Japanese enjoy the rutting vision of older, (read: geriatric), lovers on screen.  There has been such a demand for these videos it’s become a boom industry and older men and women are now being sought as performers!!  The young, nubile, fresh-faced, wrinkle-free need not apply!!  Older actors are considered more seasoned, more experienced, and easier to direct.  I imagine they’re also ecstatic to be getting it on regularly at their advanced age; and being paid, no less!!!   In a couple years I’ll head to Japan to seek my fortune and explore my acting skills.   LOL.  See the full story here http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1815509,00.html?imw=Y. 


-Then there’s the story of the (alleged) rolling brothel in Florida.  It seems that a few entrepreneurial spirits conceived the luxury-bus-lap-dance, bikini-boxing-on-a-bus, free-drink-flowing, anything-goes-RV and for the last several months have been touring the country offering these sweet deals to all comers. And, doing a thriving business — if the bus is any indication!!  Sleek, shiny and black, (THE BUS, you dirty minds) it would retail, even in this economy, upward of $150,000!!!  Busted recently in a random nationwide FBI sting, all six occupants have claimed not guilty to prostitution, innocently proclaiming their business as a legitimate female boxing enterprise, as can be seen at knockoutqueens.com on myspace.com.  Maybe this is what The Who meant by

Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus
Give me a hundred (Magic Bus)
I won’t take under (Magic Bus)
Goes like thunder (Magic Bus)
It’s a four-stage wonder (Magic Bus)”


Miami Beach police are not denying this bus bust is a true four-stage wonder!!!  You can read the full article here http://www.newsweek.com/id/144102/page/2 or as first seen here at the Smoking Gun http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0626081miami1.html. 

-Meanwhile, churches across America are facing declining congregations so a few has employed radical measures to boost their membership.  Leaders at New Directions Christian Church in Tennessee, Fellowship of the Woodlands in Texas, and Relevant Church in Florida have done the unthinkable:  They have introduced SEX in their sermons and have regular seminars addressing the role of sex and pleasure in the married bedroom.  Using biblical passages as their guide, these pastors are extolling the benefits of regular, adventurous marital sex to help keep the marriage alive and bring couples closer!!!!  Egads!  What’s next????  Check out the full article at http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1818197,00.html.

– On the other hand, to boost their attendance, brothels in Nevada are offering new incentives to customers:  twofers for the first one hundred customers to show up with tax rebate check in hand.  This story appears, completely without irony, in the business section of Newsweek magazine, linked here, http://www.newsweek.com/id/141848.  With rising fuel, the houses of prostitution have seen a decline in visitors.  This because Nevada ladies of the night are only allowed to hawk their trade outside of heavily populated neighborhoods, so many set up house in the desert.  And, where before truckers could detour for a few gallons worth of fun it’s now become too costly an indulgence!!!! Sorry, ladies, we’re all affected by gas prices.


BUT, WAIT, HOW’S ABOUT THIS???  Truckers and their wives join one of the sex churches which then use the love bus to bring the hookers and the Japanese porn experts to the church for demonstrations on how to enhance their sex lives.  Truckers get regular, divinely ordained sex as taught by professionals.  Church population increases.  The Bus-Bordello is put to use legally.  Japanese seniors get paid to do what they do best, and prostitutes are gainfully employed for community service, thereby saving their own souls. Win-win all round…






























  1. Geriatric sex?! Okay — I thought I had seen and heard most everything — I guess not. Pathetically I’m LMAO since this is somehow funny and uncouth at the same time. Lord help us.

    Comment by Paulette — July 1, 2008 @ 3:45 pm | Reply

  2. Paulette, I knew you’d get a kick outta this. I’m so saddened for the prostitutes.

    Comment by angelic1 — July 1, 2008 @ 3:52 pm | Reply

  3. Listen, don’t be too saddened for the prostitutes, in a bad economy two industries always do well — sex and alcohol. It’s cynical but maybe the bad economy has somehting to do with all this sex being thrown around. Folks are losing jobs so they’re home all day. People can’t afford vacations or drive anywhere so what do they have left? One guess. Do you think Madonna and A-Rod are also in a financial crisis? 🙂

    Comment by Paulette — July 1, 2008 @ 4:20 pm | Reply

  4. P — you’re just scandalous!!! The Lady and the Yankee are happily married people. So sez Guy and Cynthia!

    Comment by angelic1 — July 1, 2008 @ 4:38 pm | Reply

  5. Oh yeah — they’re happily married. I wonder why both Madge and Guy (who now wants out of Kabbalah) got ‘big time’ divorce lawyers last week…LMAO! Poor Cynthia, she’s been hanging on for dear life for a long time.

    Comment by Paulette — July 1, 2008 @ 5:02 pm | Reply

  6. i was here, i was there i have been everywhere ohh yea POWER TO DA PEOPLE WOOT WOOT ANARCHY

    Comment by that guy — July 1, 2008 @ 5:59 pm | Reply

  7. Interesting post.

    Comment by Hyie — July 1, 2008 @ 6:06 pm | Reply

  8. I agree that sex is proliferating the media in an unprecedented manner. As a traditional church-goer, I frankly find it offensive. It seems that the latest craze also involves lesbianism from the number of teenage girls frequently seen kissing (on the lips) in public. Call me old-fashioned, but I yearn for the good old days of modesty.


    Comment by Sue — July 1, 2008 @ 6:27 pm | Reply

  9. Society is ever-changing. I remember when Cher was an outrage in her skimpy outfits. Today, Lil Kim covers only her nipples and it is acceptable. As a teenager myself, my position is “whatever floats your boat”.

    Savvy Mer

    Comment by Mercedes — July 1, 2008 @ 6:30 pm | Reply

  10. Hilarious post … I’m with Paulette on this one.

    Comment by deannaizme — July 1, 2008 @ 7:09 pm | Reply

  11. thatguy, thanks for visiting our blog — i’m glad that we made you so excited that you could barely make sense. Come back again soon.


    Comment by angelic1 — July 1, 2008 @ 8:02 pm | Reply

  12. hyie — thanks for your comment. come back soon.


    Comment by angelic1 — July 1, 2008 @ 8:02 pm | Reply

  13. Sue – didn’t mean to offend. I, too, find the proliferation of sex in the media disturbing, but in a funny way!


    Comment by angelic1 — July 1, 2008 @ 8:04 pm | Reply

  14. Hmmm, very interesting article(s). I say more power to those who want it and know how and where to get it(sex) legally. If it is between two consenting adults, then go for it. The complainers, I believe, are those who are not getting it and therefore just want everyone else to be, just like they are…miserable and frustrated!

    Comment by Ghee-Denise — July 1, 2008 @ 8:04 pm | Reply

  15. mercedes — thanks for stopping by. your comments are wise for a teenager. stay clean and in school.


    Comment by angelic1 — July 1, 2008 @ 8:05 pm | Reply

  16. deannaizme — thanks for stopping by. it’s always nice to see you. keep up the good work on your blog.


    Comment by angelic1 — July 1, 2008 @ 8:10 pm | Reply

  17. Ghee-Denise: i’m sure you’re getting your share, gurllll! You make a lot of sense. i’m glad you enjoyed the blog. c u soon.


    Comment by angelic1 — July 1, 2008 @ 8:14 pm | Reply

  18. I am heading to Japan to Audition 🙂 Great Blog “heads” – love the site! I will stop by often.

    Comment by florida-donna — July 1, 2008 @ 11:30 pm | Reply

  19. Donna!!! Great to hear from you. come back often.

    Comment by angelic1 — July 2, 2008 @ 10:39 am | Reply

  20. love the blog, thanx for the hard work!

    Comment by SexStreamGuru — July 3, 2008 @ 10:12 pm | Reply

  21. sexstreamguru — thanks for stopping by. i enjoyed your blog also.


    Comment by angelic1 — July 4, 2008 @ 11:43 am | Reply

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