SEX, SEX EVERYWHERE: SEX IN THE CITY, IN THE CHURCH AND ON THE BUS…

I’ve been endlessly titillated by the news over the last couple weeks.  In spite of rising cost of living, continued war in the Middle East, global warming, and plummeting stock markets, there has been room for lots of sex stories.  In the interest of space and time, this post does not include the story about the DC transit workers who used the station and its P.A. system to set up a john with his transit cleaner-hooker.  Nor the one about the two set of couples who pledged to have sex daily for three months in one instance, and one year in another!  Below is a sampling to satisfy any palate:

- Japan now has a new porn product with an ever growing market:  Apparently lots of Japanese enjoy the rutting vision of older, (read: geriatric), lovers on screen.  There has been such a demand for these videos it’s become a boom industry and older men and women are now being sought as performers!!  The young, nubile, fresh-faced, wrinkle-free need not apply!!  Older actors are considered more seasoned, more experienced, and easier to direct.  I imagine they’re also ecstatic to be getting it on regularly at their advanced age; and being paid, no less!!!   In a couple years I’ll head to Japan to seek my fortune and explore my acting skills.   LOL.  See the full story here http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1815509,00.html?imw=Y. 

 

On Your Mark! NRA Plans $15M Fall Campaign Targeting Obama

  The fear mongering is beginning.  The National Rifle Association plans to spend $15 million on various ads portraying Senator Obama as a threat to the Second Amendment rights upheld last week by the Supreme Court.

“Our members understand that if Barack Obama is elected president, and he has support in the Senate to confirm anti-gun Supreme Court nominees, [the District of Columbia v. Heller decision] could be taken away from us in the future,” Chris Cox, head of the NRA’s political arm, told Politico.

The politically powerful gun rights group will have two different campaigns 1) communicating with its 4 million members 2) communicating with tens of millions more firearms owners across the country.

This fall, NRA members will get automated phone calls, mail and pre-election editions of the group’s three magazines making the case against Obama. More broadly, the group will use their full financial arsenal to hammer Obama via TV, radio and newspaper ads in some of about 15 battleground states in the Midwest and Mountain West.

Obama Accepts Shirt Off Woman’s Back

  While visiting Independence, Missouri, this Independence week, Senator Obama had a new ‘experience’. 

Obama had decided to take a stroll down one of Independence’s quiet streets after a speech about patriotism. It’s not often that you see a Presidential candidate strolling down any street. 

While moseying down Main Street, Independence, several people welcomed him onto the porches of their bungalows and shouted at him politely and enthusiastically as they gathered in small crowds to see him.

He obliged nearly everyone who wanted to shake his hand.

Then he met Tootie Williams.

Tootie, a native of St. Louis was wearing an oversized white T-shirt with a picture of Obama and it said: “Obama’s in the House.”

Obama said he loved it. So Williams said she’d give it to him and started to peel it off.

Folks started laughing but there was also a look of concern on Obama’s face even after Tootie assured him she had on another shirt underneath — which she did.

As she struggled to remove the T-shirt with a mob of reporters and cameras looking on, he warned “Hold the rest of it down!”

Paulette